gratuitous tangent. For instance, I am currently pondering the relative wisdom of insulting engineers in Webmonkey. But you know I'm kidding, don'tcha?

sidebars. -------- Each pulldown menu held a hate message that had been posted to Usenet. -------- The top line of each menu said the name of the Usenet group. -------- Sometimes Word puts an entire story inside pulldown menus -------- God, I hate them. -------- :-)

variations, including pulldown menus, scrolling menus, radio buttons, checkboxes, text areas, submit buttons, and reset buttons,

<form>
<select>
<option>Things I wish I'd known:
<option>Running out of oil is very, very bad.
<option>Bikinis and waterskiing don't mix.
<option>The screen door was closed.
</select>
</form>

<form>
<select>
<option>More things I wish I'd known:
<option>____________________
<option>Peach yogurt and
<option>mayonnaise look
<option>a lot alike.
<option>____________________
<option>Before taking a big,
<option>honkin' bite out of
. . .
</select>
</form>

More things I wish I'd known: ____________________ Peach yogurt and mayonnaise look a lot alike. ____________________ Before taking a big, honkin' bite out of a burger, one should ask whether one's host is the grace-saying type. ____________________ The painkillers make you sicker than the surgery. ____________________ Kristin is plotting ... always plotting. ____________________ Brownies are a suboptimal pre-10K snack. ____________________ If it seems like a REALLY good deal, it probably isn't.

adventurous bitter cerebral desperate emotional flirty historical irreverent

<form>
<h3>Wednesday</h3>
<input type="checkbox">Make coffee<br>
<input type="checkbox">Spill coffee<br>
<input type="checkbox">Outlaw smiling. Arrest Wendy.<br>
<input type="checkbox">Start rumors about Kristin<br>
<input type="checkbox">Talk about Matt with Matt<br>
<input type="checkbox">Look over Luke's shoulder. Ooh. Aah<br>
</form>

<form>
<input type="checkbox" checked>Checked checkbox? Check.
</form>

<form>
<h3>Do you find yourself regularly stressed out about cross-platform incompatibility?
<input type="radio">.......... Yes<br>
<input type="radio">.......... No<br>
</h3></form>

<form>
<h3>The grooviest Webmonkey is :
<input type="radio" checked>June<br>
<input type="radio">Kristin<br>
<input type="radio">Luke<br>
<input type="radio">Matt<br>
<input type="radio">Wendy<br>
</h3></form>

<form>
<"input type="submit" value="Don't go there, man.>
</form>

<form>
<input type="image" border=0 src="stuff/smellycat.gif" align=center>
</form>

<form>
Do you ever find yourself finishing your partner's sentences ?
That's really<input type="text" size=15>, don't you think?
</form>

<form>
Matt is <input type="text" size=5 value="crazy">
</form>

<form>
<textarea cols=25 rows=6>
</textarea>
</form>