הומור
בדיקות תוכנה יכולות להיות נושא משעמם ויבש. אולם הם יכולות להיות גם
מעניינות ומרתקות.
כמו שאומרים בצבא: "הכל בראש..."
יש עבודות גרועות יותר:
אם אתה קם בבוקר, ומחליט שאתה שונא את העבודה שלך, קרא את הקטע הבא ותתעודד:
When you have an "I hate my job" day,try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section.
You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and
Johnson."
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
the phone, so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a tracksuit and lie down
on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
" Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
" I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson
Company...."
חוקי מרפי לתוכנה
Murphy's Computers Laws
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
Every non- trivial program has at least one bug
Corollary 1 - A sufficient condition for program triviality is that it have no bugs.
Corollary 2 - At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization.
Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.
The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.
Corollary - A subtle bug will modify storage thereby masquerading as some other problem
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